My sweetie is terrible at dropping hints, and I'm equally terrible at taking them. So while his birthday was still months away, he clearly and repeatedly stated that his ideal birthday dinner would be Blue Ribbon Brooklyn's duck club sandwich. The problem? Blue Ribbon Brooklyn hasn't had that sandwich on their menu for years - he knew that, and I knew that, thus I considered the gauntlet well and truly thrown down! The good news : The entire recipe for that delicious sandwich is widely available The bad news : The entire recipe for that delicious sandwich is widely available Mayonnaise from scratch, yeah I can handle that. Bread from scratch, are you kidding meeee???? Well, I can't remember the last time I followed a recipe to the letter, and I wasn't about to start now, so let's talk shortcuts and substitutions: I am not a baker, I don't enjoy baking, but I can yank a bag of bread off a market shelf like a pro! So I search...