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Top or bottom? What kind of question is that?

Sorry for the extended absence. I've been in a bit of a funk lately, and I don't know if this is a cause or a symptom of my writers' block. So in the absence of anything even remotely entertaining to submit, I shall instead put forward a complaint:

Toilet paper should be installed with the end hanging from the top of the roll, not the bottom, unless you have a cat, or a small child, or both.

Anyone who believes otherwise is a savage.

Comments

gtwarrior said…
ROFL...LMAO...tears are rolling down my face...I too never understand the toilet paper hanging from the bottom...drives me crazy.
July 05, 2008 8:17 AM
shells said…
LOL...totally agree. I've rehung toilet-paper rolls that hang from the bottom in office-bathrooms cause it drives be batty! Why do it? why?

glad to see that i'm not the only person that such practises disturb!.
July 18, 2008 2:51 PM
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